Time magazine has been mocked for suggesting that ‘hold my avocado’ is the new viral millennial catchphrase. Can you sort fact from fiction?
Time magazine has been laughed at on Twitter for suggesting that the phrase “hold my avocado” is the new viral millennial catchphrase.
The magazine said the sentence was so powerful because it “takes advantage of the ‘hold my beer’ dialogue construction that’s become an internet joke to represent how politicians, brands, or other entities play a race-to-the-bottom game of putting their feet in their mouths”.
Hold my avocado!
Yes, millennials actually always have an avocado to signal their financial stability and therefore, eligibility
No
We will fight them on the beaches
Yes, a quintessentially millennial turn of phrase
No
I can't even
Yes
No
How do you do, fellow kids?
Yes, it's their go-to greeting
No
Grab her by the pussy!
Yes
No
You can't fly unless you let yourself fall
Yes
No
The struggle is real
Yes, ugh, all the time
No, never
Hold my crippling student debt
Yes, too much
No, university was incredibly free for millennials, just like for generations before
Ich bin ein Berliner
Ja
Nein
Lit af fam
Yes fam, all the time
No, fam
But her emails!
Yes
No
LMAO FR FAM HML WYD
Literally, yes
Um, no
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