Your guide to the most annoyingly successful people born this century

Peturbed by the gold-medal-winning snowboarders who are too young to buy a celebratory beer? They’re not even the tip of the upstart iceberg

For people of a certain age – that is, born any time before 1 January 2000 – the Winter Olympics highlights of the past few days have been harrowing viewing. Events have been dominated by gold-medal-winning US snowboarders Red Gerard and Chloe Kim, who, both 17 years old, had the temerity to be born in this millennium. It’s OK. Bask in the newfound knowledge of your own mediocrity; at least you’re not going to be ID’d in the pub later. Regardless, here are a few other precocious brats to cast your impending midlife crisis into the sharpest possible focus.